I hope that by now you’d quite like to meet me. Thankfully, it’s a pretty easy process.
First, though, let’s go over a couple of things.
You can email me directly at email@example.com, but I would prefer it if you filled out my contact form below. It’s easy to forget the important information I’ll need to add you to my little black book when you’re suffering from desire-afflicted writers block, and the form makes it nice and easy for you. Nothing gets me hot like organisation.
I do get lots of enquiries, and priority will always be given to well thought-out, polite and nice emails from nice people, including the information I’ve asked for.