Please take care of the donation within the first 5 minutes of us meeting. No need to be shy – I’m not! However, If we are in public, you should probably hand it to me in a gift bag, or tucked inside a copy of your favourite book, to save any awkward dinner table envelope fumbles.
I am so grateful for your generosity. Thank you.
1 Hour: 250
90 Minutes: 400
2 Hours: 500
3 Hours: 700
Cocktails & … (3 hours): 650
Dinner & Soul Food (4 hours): 850
Paint the Town Red (8 hours): 1600
Sleepover (12 hours): 2000
Luxury Sleepover (16 hours): 2400
The City Belongs to Us (24 hours): 3000
Wanderlust (48 hours): 4000
Longer/custom/fly me to you: POA
Long-term patronage is available with a range of options to suit your preferred level of investment. Let’s talk over dinner.
T's & C's
– As will be clear from the above, dates 4 hours or longer must include physical and mental sustenance in the form of some time spent having dinner or drinks, or enjoying an activity together. Purely private-time dates of 4 hours+ may be available at a bespoke rate – please enquire.
– Overnight stays must include a reasonable amount of sleep and sustenance – unfortunately I’m not a robot yet! Trust me, you’ll get the best of me when my flesh prison is well rested. For dates of 48hrs+, I kindly request a small amount of alone time each day to indulge my introvert side, and attend to necessary personal communications. This can be negotiated and agreed over email prior to our date.
– My rates are inclusive of travel costs within reason, but outcalls to airports or areas outside of London may carry a surcharge dependent on your booking duration and date/time – just ask.
– I love group adventures! For M/F couples, please add 25%. M/M and group sessions are POA. For threesomes/group bookings in which I am bringing our extra playmates, there is no surcharge over and above our combined fees.
– Finally, please note that my rates are non-negotiable. Don’t be that guy.