Yes, I know it’s not December yet, and no, I don’t care!
This is one of my favourite times of year. London is so special in winter (ice-related tube tantrums notwithstanding), especially so with the addition of twinkly lights everywhere – hugely pleasing for magpies like me!
I am a Christmas-loving freak and I’m not even sorry. I want mince pies made by my own fair hands (who cares about the calories?), champagne, parties, roaring fires, cheesy songs, terrible jumpers and beautiful lingerie beneath it. I want full bodied red wine, and my stocking feet on the lap of a lover. I want to dance until my feet go numb.
Rarely, I will be available over Christmas for gleeful indulgence in festive fornication, and I am SO excited!
You should also be aware that me and my lover Donna will be spending Christmas together… and will be enthusiastically available for duos! If you haven’t met her yet you should, and what better way to be introduced? You’ll be hard pushed to find a hedonistic couple with more chemistry, and with quite the same unquenchable thirst for debauchery, as us. We are expecting Christmas to be a busy time for us, so if you want to see us get in touch now to ensure we can visit you! We will of course be available seperately too, but we do make one hell of a team…
|Wednesday 21st – Friday 23rd||Incall/Outcall||Normal Rate|
|Saturday 24th (Christmas Eve)||Incall/Outcall||Normal Rate +50%|
|Sunday 25th (Christmas Day)||Outcall Only||Double Rate|
|Monday 26th (Boxing Day)||Incall/Outcall||Normal Rate +50%|
Happy Beginning-Of-Christmas-Craziness to you!